Yesterday on my lunch break I was strolling down Lex in dire need of Jamba Juice, and witnessed something that I actually found legitimately funny and wanted to proceed to have a conversation with these two people I saw. First I'll explain there are two ladies walking towards me and two suits (sexy suits, if I might add) walking along side me. The one lady does a crazy criss cross move on the sidewalk and her friend accidentally steps on her flip flop leaving her friend off balance and falling, without shoe. The sexy suits are walking right into this mess:
sexy (suave) suit: whoa, whoa (tries to catch lady falling over)... look at that, you just fell head over heals for me.
lady: haha yea I guess I did, too bad my lunch break is over
Honestly, the dude didn't even sound like an ass when he said that. I give him credit for being able to speak so cleverly at a moments notice. For the first time I'm reporting the stupidity of not what someone said but the fact that homegirl dropped the ball so badly on a potential courtship, and that's where today's stupidity comes into play haha.
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